Raw talking-head clip into a ready-to-post vertical short: animated captions, emoji, hook title, sound

Send a link to one raw clip of you talking to camera, filmed any way (landscape, vertical or square). You get back a ready-to-post vertical short: pauses, "um/uh" and repeated false starts cut, bold word-by-word captions with the spoken word highlighted, a hook title, emoji pops on key words, a smooth zoom-in only when you show something, subtle sound effects, and colour and loudness finished for phones. Landscape footage is reframed to 9:16 and follows your face, captions and emoji never cover it, when you hold something up to show it the zoom leans toward what you're showing, a spoken figure (a percentage, a price, a count) pops up on screen as it's said, and the clip can be up to 3 minutes long.